Funny things Ethan has said recently

On December 16, upon leaving Chuck E. Cheese after two hours:

Ethan: "Mommy, what's going on with your face?"

Me: "Ethan, I can't even begin to answer that question."

The other night coming home from work/school:

E, upon drinking from his sippy cup: "Mommy, is this juice?"

Me: "No, you finished your juice, so I refilled it with water in my office."

E: "Well, I wanted ekshool juice."

Later that night, snuggling in Ethan's bed....

Me: "Ethan, I see your belly."

E: "Do you see my belly button? [pulling up his pajama top] There it is!"

Me: "Can I kiss it?"

E: "No, it's dangerous!"

Me: "Why?"

E: "Because there are bugs and monsters in it."

Ahhh.....